"Code is like humor. When you have to explain it, it’s bad."

"The greatest danger in times of turbulence is not the turbulence; it is to act with yesterday's logic."

"Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies—"God damn it, you've got to be kind.""